Volsagvog is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, tranquil centaur.

Volsagvog created an atom eight million years ago.

If you believe in Volsagvog, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Volsagvog, it will refuse to believe in you.

Volsagvog's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Volsagvog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

3. Always act with patience.

4. Never fashion tools from bone.

5. Do not sprint at forests.