Pangtinstaf is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, ruthless cobra.

Pangtinstaf created energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangtinstaf, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pangtinstaf, she will think nothing of it.

Pangtinstaf's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Pangtinstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching titanium.

5. Erect eight iron sculptures of Pangtinstaf on top of important buildings.