Barnpanhim is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonest hare.

Barnpanhim created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Barnpanhim, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Barnpanhim, it will curse you with boils.

Barnpanhim's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Barnpanhim's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never sing near pigs.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Remain standing during prayer.