Kenfarnzimmispit is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, unselfish camel.

Kenfarnzimmispit created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenfarnzimmispit, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kenfarnzimmispit, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Kenfarnzimmispit's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Kenfarnzimmispit's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never prepare melons during spring.

5. Do not listen to music.