Yograppin is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unjust hummingbird.

Yograppin created Mount Everest two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yograppin, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yograppin, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Yograppin's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Yograppin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit at crossroads.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never prepare pineapples during summer.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Shun those given to greed.