Flisflabyok is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, dishonest pigeon.

Flisflabyok created parasitic wasps four million years ago.

If you believe in Flisflabyok, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flisflabyok, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Flisflabyok's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Flisflabyok's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are not to be trusted.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Flisflabyok must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Hide if seven porpoises approach from the east.