Kenxinshavrowtagrip Lunnuryarp is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, charitable otter.

Kenxinshavrowtagrip Lunnuryarp created everything that exists four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenxinshavrowtagrip Lunnuryarp, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kenxinshavrowtagrip Lunnuryarp, he will turn you into a mole.

Kenxinshavrowtagrip Lunnuryarp's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Kenxinshavrowtagrip Lunnuryarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of balance in the presence of elders.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching gold.

3. Never mention pigs.

4. Kenxinshavrowtagrip Lunnuryarp loves doves, so they must be respected.

5. Never pour water over plants.