Likbissfly is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, moody pig.

Likbissfly created tapeworms six billion years ago.

If you believe in Likbissfly, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Likbissfly, he will boil you in a big pot.

Likbissfly's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Likbissfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from clay.

2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Likbissfly.

4. Always act with humility.

5. Never eat bark.