Quagsafgun is a god.

She takes the form of a small, bad-tempered lobster.

Quagsafgun created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Quagsafgun, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Quagsafgun, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Quagsafgun's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Quagsafgun's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Quagsafgun.

2. Never touch water while unclean.

3. Never cross mountains at midnight.

4. Never pray while filled with joy.

5. Never mix tomatoes with oil.