Nelbassbag is a god.

She takes the form of a small, staggering penguin.

Nelbassbag created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelbassbag, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Nelbassbag, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Nelbassbag's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Nelbassbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Never pray while filled with anger.

3. Never mark doors with turquoise.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never approach mountains carrying clay.