Flapdonmin is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, duplicitous skunk.

Flapdonmin created an atom seven million years ago.

If you believe in Flapdonmin, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flapdonmin, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Flapdonmin's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Flapdonmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not speak of the weak nuclear force near sacred fires.

3. Never prepare apples during autumn.

4. Do not place coconuts upon stone.

5. Do not gather at walls at midday.