Wipgantaf is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fast slug.

Wipgantaf created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipgantaf, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wipgantaf, she will refuse to believe in you.

Wipgantaf's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Wipgantaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

3. Do not prepare pineapples while filled with joy.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never touch water while unclean.