Arntaildob is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, flying lizard.

Arntaildob created an up quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arntaildob, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Arntaildob, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Arntaildob's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Arntaildob's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your face with purple.

2. Never speak at dawn.

3. Run away from violet sheep, for they are unholy.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

5. Do not gather at bridges at dusk.