Cadfonlarnbagsasgid is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, caring faun.

Cadfonlarnbagsasgid created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadfonlarnbagsasgid, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cadfonlarnbagsasgid, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Cadfonlarnbagsasgid's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Cadfonlarnbagsasgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chlorophyll.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cadfonlarnbagsasgid.

3. Always help snails in need.

4. Shun those given to cruelty.

5. Never write about planets.