Libonttam is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, calm rhinoceros.

Libonttam created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libonttam, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Libonttam, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Libonttam's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Libonttam's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in shadows.

2. Never speak aloud of signs.

3. You must love Libonttam.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Libonttam.

5. Never think about gravity near moths while wearing white rings and balancing five gold spheres on your chest.