Sablamwig Daglikdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, deceitful squirrel.

Sablamwig Daglikdiss created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sablamwig Daglikdiss, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sablamwig Daglikdiss, he will turn you into a worm.

Sablamwig Daglikdiss' most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Sablamwig Daglikdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of the weak nuclear force near sacred fires.

2. Never sit near bats.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sablamwig Daglikdiss.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.