Tailnelbut is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fast gnu.

Tailnelbut created energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailnelbut, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tailnelbut, it will turn you into a mouse.

Tailnelbut's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Tailnelbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the north during autumn.

2. Never discuss amino acids in public assemblies.

3. Never think ill of sick frogs.

4. Never eat coconuts on days of mourning.

5. Never handle carbon while unclean.