Rawlipkad is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, proud crab.

Rawlipkad created the planet Venus two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawlipkad, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rawlipkad, she will turn you into a sheep.

Rawlipkad's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Rawlipkad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Remain standing during prayer.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rawlipkad.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never allow frogs to witness sacred rites.