Bodtafpog is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, deceitful slug.

Bodtafpog created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodtafpog, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bodtafpog, she will turn you into a plant.

Bodtafpog's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bodtafpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist chaos.

2. Never mark doors with orange.

3. Never paint your chest yellow.

4. Hide from violet pigs for they are unholy.

5. Bodtafpog loves rats, so they must be respected.