Hencebwan is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, idiotic centipede.

Hencebwan created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hencebwan, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hencebwan, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Hencebwan's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Hencebwan's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. You must never eat peas.

5. Do not gather at walls at midday.