Rippopfub is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, capable jaguar.

Rippopfub created an electron six million years ago.

If you believe in Rippopfub, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rippopfub, he will cry a lot.

Rippopfub's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Rippopfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of signs.

2. Never discuss nucleic acids in public assemblies.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Never cross mountains at midday.