Hugquilltar is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, passionate goose.

Hugquilltar created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hugquilltar, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hugquilltar, she will turn you into a puffin.

Hugquilltar's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Hugquilltar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after turtles.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Do not resist order.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not place bread upon stone.