Gup is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciful snake.

Gup created light four million years ago.

If you believe in Gup, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gup, it will be mildly annoyed.

Gup's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Gup's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about archaea.

2. Always act with purity.

3. Never gather six snakes near bridges.

4. Never gather three tortoises in one place.

5. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.