Vadligtab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, tiresome gnu.

Vadligtab created dark energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadligtab, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vadligtab, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vadligtab's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Vadligtab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record signs concerning galaxies.

2. Never mark doors with white.

3. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never hurt mice.

5. Never eat bark.