Queegtanquillgub is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, conceited wombat.

Queegtanquillgub created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Queegtanquillgub, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Queegtanquillgub, she will laugh at you.

Queegtanquillgub's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Queegtanquillgub's Holy Commandments

1. Queegtanquillgub loves eagles, so they must be respected.

2. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

3. Do not take Queegtanquillgub's name in vain.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not prepare cherries while filled with pride.