Gutlitflab is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, moody lizard.

Gutlitflab created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gutlitflab, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gutlitflab, it will turn you into a mouse.

Gutlitflab's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Gutlitflab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never write about nucleic acids.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not consume beans at dawn.

5. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.