Bimpidgup Dodbumdid is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, sapient gnu.

Bimpidgup Dodbumdid created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimpidgup Dodbumdid, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bimpidgup Dodbumdid, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bimpidgup Dodbumdid's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Bimpidgup Dodbumdid's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured shrews.

2. Never sprint in the presence of goats.

3. Do not kill tortoises.

4. Never talk about dark energy near capybaras while wearing fawn shirts.

5. Do not stand on grass.