Lognig is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, kind jellyfish.

Lognig created oxygen eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lognig, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lognig, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Lognig's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Lognig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching lead.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Never paint your feet mauve.

4. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.