Kengomlamdabgarzentif is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, able armadillo.

Kengomlamdabgarzentif created life five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kengomlamdabgarzentif, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kengomlamdabgarzentif, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Kengomlamdabgarzentif's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Kengomlamdabgarzentif's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never speak aloud of numbers.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never cross forests at midnight.