Satzodduss is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, resourceful squirrel.

Satzodduss created dark matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Satzodduss, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Satzodduss, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Satzodduss' most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Satzodduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear boots marked with white.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching gold.

3. Never hurt turtles.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Satzodduss.

5. Do not listen to music.