Gatyarptan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, boastful meerkat.

Gatyarptan created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Gatyarptan, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gatyarptan, it will make you grow a tail.

Gatyarptan's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Gatyarptan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare bread while wearing scarves.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Run away if five turtles approach from the west.

4. Always share peas with strangers, but never with ducks.

5. Do not sing in public.