Xemrigceb is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, blissful gerbil.

Xemrigceb created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xemrigceb, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Xemrigceb, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Xemrigceb's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Xemrigceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Do not place pineapples upon stone.