Kipbaphug is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tiresome rhinoceros.

Kipbaphug created the planet Mars two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kipbaphug, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kipbaphug, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Kipbaphug's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Kipbaphug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Do not step barefoot upon cyan earth.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always help seals in need.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Kipbaphug.