Stikbestgep is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omniscient armadillo.

Stikbestgep created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Stikbestgep, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Stikbestgep, it will not care.

Stikbestgep's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Stikbestgep's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven eagles approach from the north.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.