Hittancub is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, tiresome salamander.

Hittancub created humankind six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hittancub, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hittancub, it will turn you into a plant.

Hittancub's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Hittancub's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Hittancub's priests.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never travel toward the south during winter.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Do not study nucleic acids on holy days.