Honrakrat is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish grasshopper.

Honrakrat created the Cigar Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honrakrat, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Honrakrat, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Honrakrat's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Honrakrat's Holy Commandments

1. Honrakrat loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Honrakrat.

3. Run away from turquoise voles, for they are unholy.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not gather at doors at midnight.