Tamrullakdinmotbast is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, bad-tempered raven.

Tamrullakdinmotbast created carbon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tamrullakdinmotbast, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tamrullakdinmotbast, she will turn you into a duck.

Tamrullakdinmotbast's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Tamrullakdinmotbast's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Tamrullakdinmotbast in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never gather six dogs in one place.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near ants while wearing turquoise coats.

4. Hide from white sharks for they are unholy.

5. Do not dye your hair yellow.