Begdodhun is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, conceited whale.

Begdodhun created snails four billion years ago.

If you believe in Begdodhun, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Begdodhun, he will turn you into a duck.

Begdodhun's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Begdodhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about lentils.

2. Do not keep seven otters in a large pit.

3. Never prepare parsnips during summer.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Do not hurt ants.