Begdodhun is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, conceited
whale.
Begdodhun created snails four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Begdodhun, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Begdodhun, he will turn you into a duck.
Begdodhun's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.
Begdodhun's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about lentils.
2. Do not keep seven otters in a large pit.
3. Never prepare parsnips during summer.
4. Never write about nebulae.
5. Do not hurt ants.