Bomnulfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, vain guinea pig.

Bomnulfarn created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bomnulfarn, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bomnulfarn, she will curse you with boils.

Bomnulfarn's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Bomnulfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured birds.

2. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not sit at crossroads.

5. Never feed parsnips to whales while wearing indigo coats.