Nellvanfag is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-assured yak.

Nellvanfag created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nellvanfag, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nellvanfag, it will be very unhappy.

Nellvanfag's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Nellvanfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat gooseberries.

2. Always cleanse blood with water.

3. Do not travel during winter.

4. Never think about spacetime near capybaras while wearing white dresses and balancing five silver spheres on your hands.

5. Do not skip in public.