Yakdagjanlig is a god.

It takes the form of a large, charitable newt.

Yakdagjanlig created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yakdagjanlig, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yakdagjanlig, it will send you a sign.

Yakdagjanlig's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Yakdagjanlig's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in holy places.

2. Do not consume garlic at dawn.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not eat spinach.