Queeg is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ill-tempered frog.

Queeg created vertebrates two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queeg, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Queeg, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Queeg's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Queeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always store limes above ground.

2. Never approach forests carrying stone.

3. You must pray to Queeg four times a day.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Never talk about birds.