Ceddumgat Genjopcap is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, almighty elephant.

Ceddumgat Genjopcap created Europe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ceddumgat Genjopcap, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ceddumgat Genjopcap, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ceddumgat Genjopcap's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Ceddumgat Genjopcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Ceddumgat Genjopcap in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not prepare peas while filled with pride.

5. Never feed beans to tapirs while wearing coats.