Vedfigmot is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, caring chinchilla.

Vedfigmot created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Vedfigmot, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vedfigmot, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Vedfigmot's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Vedfigmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of rice to otters while wearing turquoise scarves.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never point your head toward the east during prayer.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always help cats.