Tonkwangil Cinnultof is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, confident gerbil.

Tonkwangil Cinnultof created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkwangil Cinnultof, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tonkwangil Cinnultof, she will turn you into a hamster.

Tonkwangil Cinnultof's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Tonkwangil Cinnultof's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle tin while unclean.

2. Tonkwangil Cinnultof loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Shun those given to greed.