Figflannat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, tranquil scorpion.

Figflannat created matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Figflannat, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Figflannat, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Figflannat's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Figflannat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Always act with patience.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near capybaras while wearing white trousers and balancing seven iron spheres on your head.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

5. Always count to three before sleeping.