Pigjipgil is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, all-powerful hedgehog.

Pigjipgil created tapeworms eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigjipgil, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pigjipgil, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Pigjipgil's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Pigjipgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest pink.

2. Pray only in darkness.

3. Do not record signs concerning comets.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.