Megfligrawod is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, fussy swan.

Megfligrawod created matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megfligrawod, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Megfligrawod, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Megfligrawod's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Megfligrawod's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from gray cats, for they are unholy.

2. Never adorn your neck with pink markings.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never stain your head with orange.

5. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.