Gomcudfadvol is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, weak gorilla.

Gomcudfadvol created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomcudfadvol, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gomcudfadvol, he will cry a lot.

Gomcudfadvol's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Gomcudfadvol's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Never point your arms toward the north during prayer.

4. Never chant in the presence of elders.

5. Do not keep eight sheep in a large pit.