Vinpakcap is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, merciless mole.

Vinpakcap created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vinpakcap, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vinpakcap, she will manifest in front of you.

Vinpakcap's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Vinpakcap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

3. Always maintain obedience during days of mourning.

4. Never gather three badgers in one place.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.